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Sarah. 15.
I just wanted to be able to discuss books without actually having to socialize, but then Tumblr sucked me in much deeper than I expected & so here I am.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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#yea ik

carmennab:

my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes

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“I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I here by nominateBill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith” (x)

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Someone’s new hand’s sporting bloody knuckles (x)

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“The marks humans leave are too often scars.”

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You haven’t been paying attention.

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when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked.
— mine.  (via clatite)

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patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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"Happiness isn’t defined by the way you look, it doesn’t just happen to the people who are under nine stone, it isn’t reserved for the pert-boobed and the great-haired, there’s someone for everyone. Even if you’re sixteen stone. Even if you’re mad. There’s a Finn out there for you.”

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jen7waters:

Shai: I just had a really great egg that morning.

Theo: An incredible egg.

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hazelshaw:

TFIOS deleted scene (credit)

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